It's joke time!!!
Tonight is Thursday, and you know what? Tomorrow will be Friday again, and all of us should shout loudly for "TGIF!" (Thanks God It's Friday!). I know time passes really fast, but all of us need to rest right? Now I'm going to share some jokes with you all! Hope these can cheer up your day ya! =)
Check it out at below ya:
Tonight is Thursday, and you know what? Tomorrow will be Friday again, and all of us should shout loudly for "TGIF!" (Thanks God It's Friday!). I know time passes really fast, but all of us need to rest right? Now I'm going to share some jokes with you all! Hope these can cheer up your day ya! =)
Check it out at below ya:
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Boy: Can I hold your hand?
Girl: No thanks, it isn't heavy enough!
Girl: No thanks, it isn't heavy enough!
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Girl: Say you love me! Say you love me now!
Boy: You love me! I know it!
Boy: You love me! I know it!
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Girl: If we become engaged, will you give me a ring?
Boy: Sure, what is your phone number?
Girl: If we become engaged, will you give me a ring?
Boy: Sure, what is your phone number?
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Mary: John said I'm PRETTY, while Andy said I'm UGLY, and what do you think?
Peter: I would say you got the both. I think you are PRETTY UGLY.
Mary: John said I'm PRETTY, while Andy said I'm UGLY, and what do you think?
Peter: I would say you got the both. I think you are PRETTY UGLY.
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Girlfriend : ...And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
Girlfriend : ...And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
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Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A TEACHER!.
Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A TEACHER!.
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Waiter : Would you like your coffee black?
Customer : What other colors do you have?
Customer : What other colors do you have?
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Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor?
Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died.
One Student : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time got me!
Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor?
Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died.
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Teacher : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?One Student : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time got me!
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Tom : How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?
David: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated.
David: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated.
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Well, I adapted these jokes from email just now, and share with you guys!
Hope the jokes can make you smile ya! ^ 0 ^
Hope the jokes can make you smile ya! ^ 0 ^
59 則留言:
me me me...
got cha !!!
bring snacks and coffee....
late again, 2nd
tks for the jokes...
it came in the right time after such a long stressed day ~ ^_^
3rd/....
hahhaha...sixth!!!
很“抵死”、轻松！：P
aw !
when can i get the sofa ? T^T
lol
those jokes kinda fun xD
at least i love it ... lol
( reply from the school ) xD
yeah yeah...smile coming...
haha!!!
thanks for the jokes..
very funny!!!
haha very funny... Thanks4 sharing :P
haha..at least cheer me up and have a good laugh after the work loads and stress...thanks!!
有点冷>.<
哈哈
LOL!!!
thanks for the jokes...
really lotz of jokes.. thanks for making my friday nite so relax, pal! hahaha..
hahhaa....
a lot of jokes....feel nice.
ya hooo!!!!!!! is friday!!!
i love friday,last working day in a week.
wanna sleep d....good night ^,^
Barbie love these jokes too! Lol... ^ ^ Damn funny! Even some of them, I used to read once, but they can still cherish my mind anyhow lol... ^ ^
Is friday~!!!!! jokes rocks at times... but the best still make me laugh...
a little bit "cold" as what sai ling said.
saw before.
Teacher: What is the present tense of Ali robbed the bank?
Ah Beng: He is in jail now
hehe very funny... funny indeed.. thx for sharing, akira! :)
I like the Teacher one^^
coz I agree that teacher always keep talking although students are no longer interested........
hooray~~ VIVA!!! tomorrow is friday again!!
how come the guys get all the "good part". that's not fair !! *objection* XD
ur jokes make me feeling cold ! haha...
a nice day with your jokes.Cheers! :)
Thanks God it's Friday!!
Haha~ Thanks for the jokes, very funny! XD
It will cheer my Friday.
lol...some are really funny! but some i dont understand...hehe...^^
蕾蕾~
thanks akira! it brighten up my day :)
actually got a bit cold lo.
but anyway thanks 4 ur jokes....
So Cooooool~~~~~~
haha.....funny^^
thanks Akira, for making my day... :) it does make me laugh~~~
T.T sob...Friday Saturday still need to work full day....
but thanks for sharing ya~~~^^ is funny
haha~ looks like mee die xiang is super VIP now oh~~hehe ^^
Hahahha~
thx for sharing! XD A nice start for my weekend!
迷迭香:
Hehe, yeah, it is u neh! Haha... wah, bring snacks and coffee ah? Glad to see that u enjoyed too!
Sharon:
Hehe, u are quite fast too...
Kevin:
Welcome ya!
Choy Yin:
Wow, u are fast!
Chewny:
哈哈, 你轻松就好啊!
Min:
Haha, thanks for coming ya! Well, u can grab the sofa someday...
Smile:
Seem that I summon u to come hor!
冰珊:
You are welcome ya!
Kevin:
No problem ya!
tsp:
Glad to see that u can release ur stress oh!
Sai Ling:
哈哈, 现在还冷吗?
Miyuki:
Haha, wanna laugh out loud?
Kikey:
U are welcome ya! Hehe...
Sally:
Hehe, I will try to post more and relax u all ya...
珊姑娘:
Yeah, weekend is coming too! Hehe...
Barbie:
Haha, glad to see that too! Hope u love them ya!
Prudence:
Yeah, when u can smile means that the day is happy!
Dragon:
Haha, paiseh lar...
Elezend:
Wow, not bad! Hehe...
icebreaker:
No problem ya!
文益:
Haha, that's true!
Jiani:
Haha, now is weekend d lor... Happy Weekend to u ya...
Levian:
Haha, I try to adjust next time ya! Hehe...
店长:
haha, cold ah? Turn down air con a bit lar... ^^
liciece:
Hehe, u are welcome ya...
Chobits:
Now is weekend oh! Happy Weekend ya!
ForeverHL:
Which one u dont understand ler?
Bear:
Hehe, glad to see that! Cheers ya!
傻瓜:
Haha, sorry ya, but thanks to u too!
萤火虫:
Haha, can see ur smile?
Mei Wah:
Haha, glad to see that too! Hehe..
Anne:
Haha, she is really fast recently lor... hehe...
limzhi:
Happy Weekend to u too ya!
haha nah, no worries, you know i'm just playing with you. XD
Levian:
Haha, of course I know! I also wanna play with u ler, hahahaha... XD
Mary: John said I'm PRETTY, while Andy said I'm UGLY, and what do you think?
Peter: I would say you got the both. I think you are PRETTY UGLY.
my theory is:
"ugly"="simple"
as simple is beautiful
hence, "simple"="beautiful"
so, "ugly"="beautiful" (pretty).
LOL some were funny ^^ the teacher one is so true hahaha
akira got a new name
cold joke prince
冷笑话王子...XD
hahahaaaa... got sofa d must enjoy mar, i will remember to bring along snack and coffee ~ ^_^
let's stop "playing with each other". it sounds weird now that i re-read that. XD
amei:
haha, thanks to ur joke too ya!
Hana:
Haha, that's correct for the teacher, XD
百勤:
哈哈, 不好听啦... 还是阿奇拉王子比较好! 哈...
阿香:
哈哈, 那么就好咯, 以后也是要多多享受哦... 嘻嘻...
Levian:
Hahaha, play means joke with you... You are going too much far! Hahaha... XD just joking~
i get you. but it still sounds weird if u were to re-read that. XD
so so only la... since saw them a few times.
Levian:
Haha, now you only know... XD
Dragon:
Haha, u donno how to get humorous hor...
ha ha ha........cute :)
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