2008年7月10日 星期四

Jokes of the Day

It's joke time!!!

Tonight is Thursday, and you know what? Tomorrow will be Friday again, and all of us should shout loudly for "TGIF!" (Thanks God It's Friday!). I know time passes really fast, but all of us need to rest right? Now I'm going to share some jokes with you all! Hope these can cheer up your day ya! =)

Check it out at below ya:

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Boy: Can I hold your hand?
Girl: No thanks, it isn't heavy enough!


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Girl: Say you love me! Say you love me now!
Boy: You love me! I know it!


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Girl: If we become engaged, will you give me a ring?
Boy: Sure, what is your phone number?


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Mary: John said I'm PRETTY, while Andy said I'm UGLY, and what do you think?
Peter: I would say you got the both. I think you are PRETTY UGLY.


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Girlfriend : ...And are you sure you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.


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Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A TEACHER!.


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Waiter : Would you like your coffee black?
Customer : What other colors do you have?


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Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor?
Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died.


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Teacher : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
One Student : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time got me!


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Tom : How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?
David: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated.


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Well, I adapted these jokes from email just now, and share with you guys!

Hope the jokes can make you smile ya! ^ 0 ^



59 則留言:

迷迭香 提到...

me me me...

迷迭香 提到...

got cha !!!
bring snacks and coffee....

Somewhere in Singapore 提到...

late again, 2nd

迷迭香 提到...

tks for the jokes...
it came in the right time after such a long stressed day ~ ^_^

K3ViN 提到...

3rd/....

choyyin forever 提到...

hahhaha...sixth!!!

chewny 提到...

很“抵死”、轻松!:P

◣╬.♦MiN↕唲.ღ◄ 提到...

aw !
when can i get the sofa ? T^T

lol
those jokes kinda fun xD
at least i love it ... lol


( reply from the school ) xD

SMiLE 提到...

yeah yeah...smile coming...

冰珊 提到...

haha!!!
thanks for the jokes..
very funny!!!

K3ViN 提到...

haha very funny... Thanks4 sharing :P

Tau Sar Phneah 提到...

haha..at least cheer me up and have a good laugh after the work loads and stress...thanks!!

Sai Ling 提到...

有点冷>.<
哈哈

~::*♀*mIyUkI*♀*::~ 提到...

LOL!!!

Kikey 提到...

thanks for the jokes...

靓靓sally =^_^= 提到...

really lotz of jokes.. thanks for making my friday nite so relax, pal! hahaha..

~珊姑娘~ 提到...

hahhaa....
a lot of jokes....feel nice.
ya hooo!!!!!!! is friday!!!
i love friday,last working day in a week.
wanna sleep d....good night ^,^

Barbie 提到...

Barbie love these jokes too! Lol... ^ ^ Damn funny! Even some of them, I used to read once, but they can still cherish my mind anyhow lol... ^ ^

A Whole New World 提到...

Is friday~!!!!! jokes rocks at times... but the best still make me laugh...

Dragon 提到...

a little bit "cold" as what sai ling said.

saw before.

elezend 提到...

Teacher: What is the present tense of Ali robbed the bank?

Ah Beng: He is in jail now

icebreaker 提到...

hehe very funny... funny indeed.. thx for sharing, akira! :)

文益 提到...

I like the Teacher one^^
coz I agree that teacher always keep talking although students are no longer interested........

jiani 提到...

hooray~~ VIVA!!! tomorrow is friday again!!

levian 提到...

how come the guys get all the "good part". that's not fair !! *objection* XD

*~店长~* 提到...

ur jokes make me feeling cold ! haha...

liciece 提到...

a nice day with your jokes.Cheers! :)

Chobits 提到...

Thanks God it's Friday!!
Haha~ Thanks for the jokes, very funny! XD
It will cheer my Friday.

Forever HL 提到...

lol...some are really funny! but some i dont understand...hehe...^^


蕾蕾~

bearlim 提到...

thanks akira! it brighten up my day :)

傻瓜 提到...

actually got a bit cold lo.
but anyway thanks 4 ur jokes....

萤火虫*.* 提到...

So Cooooool~~~~~~
haha.....funny^^

Mei-Wah 提到...

thanks Akira, for making my day... :) it does make me laugh~~~

Anne 提到...

T.T sob...Friday Saturday still need to work full day....

but thanks for sharing ya~~~^^ is funny

haha~ looks like mee die xiang is super VIP now oh~~hehe ^^

LimZhi 提到...

Hahahha~

thx for sharing! XD A nice start for my weekend!

Akira 思胜 提到...

迷迭香:
Hehe, yeah, it is u neh! Haha... wah, bring snacks and coffee ah? Glad to see that u enjoyed too!

Sharon:
Hehe, u are quite fast too...

Kevin:
Welcome ya!

Akira 思胜 提到...

Choy Yin:
Wow, u are fast!

Chewny:
哈哈, 你轻松就好啊!

Min:
Haha, thanks for coming ya! Well, u can grab the sofa someday...

Akira 思胜 提到...

Smile:
Seem that I summon u to come hor!

冰珊:
You are welcome ya!

Kevin:
No problem ya!

Akira 思胜 提到...

tsp:
Glad to see that u can release ur stress oh!

Sai Ling:
哈哈, 现在还冷吗?

Miyuki:
Haha, wanna laugh out loud?

Akira 思胜 提到...

Kikey:
U are welcome ya! Hehe...

Sally:
Hehe, I will try to post more and relax u all ya...

珊姑娘:
Yeah, weekend is coming too! Hehe...

Akira 思胜 提到...

Barbie:
Haha, glad to see that too! Hope u love them ya!

Prudence:
Yeah, when u can smile means that the day is happy!

Dragon:
Haha, paiseh lar...

Akira 思胜 提到...

Elezend:
Wow, not bad! Hehe...

icebreaker:
No problem ya!

文益:
Haha, that's true!

Akira 思胜 提到...

Jiani:
Haha, now is weekend d lor... Happy Weekend to u ya...

Levian:
Haha, I try to adjust next time ya! Hehe...

店长:
haha, cold ah? Turn down air con a bit lar... ^^

Akira 思胜 提到...

liciece:
Hehe, u are welcome ya...

Chobits:
Now is weekend oh! Happy Weekend ya!

ForeverHL:
Which one u dont understand ler?

Akira 思胜 提到...

Bear:
Hehe, glad to see that! Cheers ya!

傻瓜:
Haha, sorry ya, but thanks to u too!

萤火虫:
Haha, can see ur smile?

Akira 思胜 提到...

Mei Wah:
Haha, glad to see that too! Hehe..

Anne:
Haha, she is really fast recently lor... hehe...

limzhi:
Happy Weekend to u too ya!

levian 提到...

haha nah, no worries, you know i'm just playing with you. XD

Akira 思胜 提到...

Levian:
Haha, of course I know! I also wanna play with u ler, hahahaha... XD

amei79 提到...

Mary: John said I'm PRETTY, while Andy said I'm UGLY, and what do you think?
Peter: I would say you got the both. I think you are PRETTY UGLY.

my theory is:
"ugly"="simple"
as simple is beautiful
hence, "simple"="beautiful"
so, "ugly"="beautiful" (pretty).

hana 提到...

LOL some were funny ^^ the teacher one is so true hahaha

董百勤 提到...

akira got a new name
cold joke prince
冷笑话王子...XD

迷迭香 提到...

hahahaaaa... got sofa d must enjoy mar, i will remember to bring along snack and coffee ~ ^_^

levian 提到...

let's stop "playing with each other". it sounds weird now that i re-read that. XD

Akira 思胜 提到...

amei:
haha, thanks to ur joke too ya!

Hana:
Haha, that's correct for the teacher, XD

百勤:
哈哈, 不好听啦... 还是阿奇拉王子比较好! 哈...

Akira 思胜 提到...

阿香:
哈哈, 那么就好咯, 以后也是要多多享受哦... 嘻嘻...

Levian:
Hahaha, play means joke with you... You are going too much far! Hahaha... XD just joking~

levian 提到...

i get you. but it still sounds weird if u were to re-read that. XD

Dragon 提到...

so so only la... since saw them a few times.

Akira 思胜 提到...

Levian:
Haha, now you only know... XD

Dragon:
Haha, u donno how to get humorous hor...

Piggy 提到...

ha ha ha........cute :)