我要变BMW!!!

呵呵, 我们都过着打拼的人生, 不懂几时我们的车才能变成BMW呢?

只是跟你们开个玩笑而已啦, 在各自的生活上还是要加油哦!!!

大家周末要愉快哦!!!

Ah Beng的笑话

你们知道吗? 要弄到一位宝宝笑, 真的是一门知识哦!!! 今天我不要弄宝宝笑, 我想弄你们笑呢!!! 让我抛几道Ah Beng的笑话让大家轻松愉快一下吧!!!

1) Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?
Because below 18 not allowed.


2) Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it.
When he encountered some problems. He decide to use the 'Help' command after some tries. Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer retailer for support.
Ah Beng : "I press the 'F1' key ! for help lah, but it's been over half an hour and still nobody come and help me?!"


3) Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Ah Beng : "Do you have color TV ?"
Salesgirl : "Yes !"
Ah Beng : "Give me a green one, please..."


4) At a bar in New York , the man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender, JOHNNIE WALKER,
SINGLE" and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".
The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR ?"
Ah Beng replies : "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED ."


5) Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Ah Beng : "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Taipei AND LAS VEGAS ?"
Operator : "JUST A MINUTE..."
Ah Beng : "THANK YOU." and puts down the phone.


其实我想大家应该是有听过了吧? 呵呵, 我只是想分享让大家开心开心呢!!!

大家, 周末愉快哦!!!

征婚条件, 很有创意的笑话!!!

又是周末了, 呵呵, 大家有去哪里游玩吗? 还是呆在家里呢?

我在email上看到一则很有创意的笑话, 今天我就来跟大家分享吧, 呵呵!!!

一位女子，开出征婚条件有两点
1.要帅
2.要有车
电脑去帮她搜寻结果: 象棋


这位女子，不服搜出的结果又输入
1.要有漂亮的房子
2.要有很多钱
电脑去帮她再次搜寻的结果: 银行


此女子仍然不失望，继续输入条件
1要长得酷
2又要有安全感
结果搜出的结果是: Ultraman a.k.a. 咸蛋超人


此女子仍然不失望，还继续输入条件
1.要帅
2.要有车
3.要有漂亮的房子
4.要有很多钱
5要长得酷
6又要有安全感
电脑去帮她再次搜寻的结果: Ultraman在银行玩象棋


呵呵, 是不是很有创意呢? 笑笑一下没烦恼哦!!!
周末愉快!!!

四只鹦鹉

呵呵, 今天要来跟大家分享一则笑话了哦!!! 这篇笑话是在彼得那边抄来的, 只为了跟大家分享呢!!! 大家要以笑脸来度过周末哦!!!

人去买鹦鹉, 见一个卖鹦鹉的有四只鹦鹉, 便问: "第一只鹦鹉怎么卖?"
卖鸟人答: "1000元."
"为什么这么贵?"
"它会说话."

"第二只怎么卖?"

"5000元."
"为什么这么贵?"
"它会打电脑."

"第三只怎么卖?"
"10000元."
"为什么这么贵?"
"它会造电脑."

"第四只怎么卖?"

"20000元."

"它会干什么?"
"我从没见过它干什么?"
"那怎么这么贵?"

"因为那三只鹦鹉都叫它老板!!"




呵呵, 大家都读了吗? 觉得如何?
周末愉快哦!!!

笑话几篇, 周末愉快!!!

今天无所事事, 上网阅读了几篇笑话, 觉得还蛮有趣的呢!!!

想在这里跟大家一起分享, 希望大家看了过后会笑笑一下哦!!!

England has madcow,

Hong Kong has Macau,
Russia has Moscow,
S'pore has 2 famous cows-
"Cow-peh and cow-bo"


When your life is in darkness......
Pray to God and ask Him to free you from darkness..... and
If you are still in darkness... Please pay up your TNB bill!!!


When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
You can be sure of one thing;
Either the car is new or the wife.


An angry china man entered a shop and shouted :
Where is my free gift with this cooking oil?
Shopkeeper : What free gift??
China man : Oi, here got put "Cholesterol FREE!"


If you need ADVICE, SMS ME,
If you need DARLING, CALL ME,
If you need HELP, E-MAIL ME,
IF YOU NEED MONEY, Nombor yang anda dail,
tiada dalam perkhidmatan kami, Terima Kasih.
(不懂你们遇过这情形吗? 呵呵...)


周末快来了呢, 愿大家有个美好的周末哦!!! 周末愉快!!!

Guess......

It's Guessing Time!!!

I found something interesting in the website. Come come come, let's guess what is this...

我在网站发现了个很有趣的东西. 来来来, 让我们来猜猜看这是什么吧.

Tips: An action which required this item
提示: 某动作得用这用品

Let's see, hmm, looks familiar for you all, right?
来看看, 嗯, 对你们来说很眼熟吧, 对吗?

Open it. What!!! Why the size is so small??? For kid's usage??? Gosh...
Can fit your size?

打开来看. 什么!!! 怎么体型会是这么小的??? 给小孩用的??? 天啊...
可以配搭你们的"塞丝"吗?





Actually, the item is...
其实, 那东西是...

Oh, it is used to protect the screen of PDA!!! Did you guess it right? Or you guessed for "something" else?

哦, 原来是用来保护PDA的银幕的!!! 你们猜对了吗? 还是猜到"某样东西"去啦?

Magic Finger - Protect your PDA

Haha, this is just a joke with you guys, have a nice day ya!!! Happy Weekend ya!!!

哈哈, 跟你们开个玩笑而已啦, 愿你们有个美好的一天哦!!! 周末愉快哦!!!

Resign Because of Blogging!?

Just a sharing with you all. Will you face this situation where you are addicted to blogging until you need to resign?

Blogging is good, but don't too "addicted" ya!!! Happy Weekend ya!!! =)

跟你们分享吧. 你们会遇到以上的情况吗? 你有可能沉迷于部落格或"中毒"到得辞职吗?

上部落格是好的, 不过别太过"中毒"哦!!! 周末愉快!!! =)

Sexy Poses by Supermodels

It's Sexy Time!!!

I saw some great and nice photos of sexy poses by supermodels!!! When I saw the photos at first sight, my first thought is, "Wow, so great!!!". Just check it out what are the photos then, and I'm sure you will get attracted also!!!

我看到了一些超级模特儿的性感照片!!! 当我第一眼看到的时候, 我的第一个反应是, "哇, 这么棒!!!". 继续看下去吧, 我相信你一定会被吸引到的!!!

(Caution: 18sx rated photos)

What is SEXY? I'm sure you all know about this word, right?

什么是SEXY? 我相信你们一定知道这个字的, 对吗?

Green is Sexy? Nah, I want some real sexy!!!

青色就是性感了? 才不要, 我要看真正的性感呢!!!

Wow, a sexy guy is out there!!! Well, who is he, I don't really know...

哇, 一个性感的男生出现了!!! 其实呢, 我不懂他是谁呢...

The beginning of sexy photos... Are you ready for the serious one?

性感的照片要开始了... 你们准备好要看了吗?








Wow, seems that you guys are really in thirst for this!!!
哇, 看来你们真的很渴望呢!!!








Wait a moment, I'm still searching for the sexy photos!!!
再等等一会儿, 我在找着性感的照片呢!!!







Just a little while...
还有一会儿...







Come on guys, open your eyes and look properly ya!!!
各位们, 张开你们的眼睛看好好哦!!!








1,2,3... Let's go!!!
一, 二, 三... 开始了!!!

Do I look sexy?
我是否看起来很性感呢?

Don't fall in love with me ya!!!
不要爱上我哦!!!

I have trained lotsa time for this sexy pose!!!
我训练了很多次来做这性感的动作哦!!!


GOTCHA!!!! Haha!!!
捉到你们了!!! 哈哈!!!

Just a kidding with you all, hope you all will have some laughs for this!!! It will be Friday then, everyone must work hard or study hard, then Saturday can have some rest!!!

跟你们开玩笑而已啦, 希望能做到你们笑笑哦!!! 过后就是星期五了, 大家要好好做工或读书, 星期六就可以休息了呢!!!

小姐, 他被捕了!!!

** 小姐, 他被捕了! 现在你要告他非礼还是抢劫? **




很有趣的图画和问题!!! 假如你是那位小姐的话, 你会怎样做呢?

一起分享你的有趣答案吧~~

周末愉快哦!!! Happy weekend!!!

Being Frighten!!! 被吓死了!!!

I went back very late last night, and I passed by an alleyway...
It was very dark...
And suddenly I saw something at beside...
As I slowly turn my sight to the right...
To my horror, I was shocked and frighten!!!

I thought our Earth has been invaded by ALIENS!!!!

Guess what did I see?

昨晚, 我回家的时候, 已经很夜了, 而我经过了一条小巷...
里面真的很暗...
突然间, 我看到某样东西在旁边...
当我慢慢把我的视线移去右边的时候...
超恐怖的, 我当场被吓到了!!!

我真的以为地球被外星人占领了!!!

猜猜我看到了什么?

Who is the idiot that hang these sleeve-fishes like this!!!

哪个冬瓜把这些鱿鱼吊成这样的!!!


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I copied the photo from email and created a "not so horror" story, hope you don't mind ya!!! Hehe...
TGI Friday!!! Weekend is coming!!!

我从伊妹儿拿下这照片, 然后做了这个"没这么恐怖"的故事, 希望大家不要介意呀!!! 呵呵...
星期五了!!! 周末来临了!!!

^ _____^

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Jokes of the Day

It's joke time!!!

Tonight is Thursday, and you know what? Tomorrow will be Friday again, and all of us should shout loudly for "TGIF!" (Thanks God It's Friday!). I know time passes really fast, but all of us need to rest right? Now I'm going to share some jokes with you all! Hope these can cheer up your day ya! =)

Check it out at below ya:

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Boy: Can I hold your hand?
Girl: No thanks, it isn't heavy enough!

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Girl: Say you love me! Say you love me now!
Boy: You love me! I know it!

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Girl: If we become engaged, will you give me a ring?
Boy: Sure, what is your phone number?

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Mary: John said I'm PRETTY, while Andy said I'm UGLY, and what do you think?
Peter: I would say you got the both. I think you are PRETTY UGLY.

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Girlfriend : ...And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.

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Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A TEACHER!.

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Waiter : Would you like your coffee black?
Customer : What other colors do you have?

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Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor?
Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died.

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Teacher : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
One Student : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time got me!

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Tom : How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?
David: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated.

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Well, I adapted these jokes from email just now, and share with you guys!

Hope the jokes can make you smile ya! ^ 0 ^