1) Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?
Because below 18 not allowed.
2) Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it.
When he encountered some problems. He decide to use the 'Help' command after some tries. Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer retailer for support.
Ah Beng : "I press the 'F1' key ! for help lah, but it's been over half an hour and still nobody come and help me?!"
3) Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Ah Beng : "Do you have color TV ?"
Salesgirl : "Yes !"
Ah Beng : "Give me a green one, please..."
4) At a bar in New York , the man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender, JOHNNIE WALKER,
SINGLE" and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".
The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR ?"
Ah Beng replies : "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED ."
5) Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Ah Beng : "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Taipei AND LAS VEGAS ?"
Operator : "JUST A MINUTE..."
Ah Beng : "THANK YOU." and puts down the phone.
其实我想大家应该是有听过了吧? 呵呵, 我只是想分享让大家开心开心呢!!!
大家, 周末愉快哦!!!
Because below 18 not allowed.
2) Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it.
When he encountered some problems. He decide to use the 'Help' command after some tries. Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer retailer for support.
Ah Beng : "I press the 'F1' key ! for help lah, but it's been over half an hour and still nobody come and help me?!"
3) Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Ah Beng : "Do you have color TV ?"
Salesgirl : "Yes !"
Ah Beng : "Give me a green one, please..."
4) At a bar in New York , the man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender, JOHNNIE WALKER,
SINGLE" and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".
The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR ?"
Ah Beng replies : "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED ."
5) Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Ah Beng : "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Taipei AND LAS VEGAS ?"
Operator : "JUST A MINUTE..."
Ah Beng : "THANK YOU." and puts down the phone.
其实我想大家应该是有听过了吧? 呵呵, 我只是想分享让大家开心开心呢!!!
大家, 周末愉快哦!!!
48 則留言:
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heard some of these b4~~~
hahaha...最后一个几好笑一下...XD
哈哈~好笑~
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈XD
i should be more relax... good to lend me a hand!
好笑……
谢谢分享~
哈哈哈!第一次听到这个。好笑!
谢谢分享=)
周末愉快
哈哈,我是第一次听到。哈哈
最后一个最好笑!哈哈~
哈 XD
我個人比較喜歡第四個~^^
看到這個笑話
不懂笑好還是發呆好
不過有時候
自己還蠻ahbeng的
哈哈
炸到!!!!!
我的天啊!
不是让人笑,是被boom到~~=.="
hahaha!
很白痴咯~~
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!
看了好开心哦~ 哈!祝你也有个愉快的周末!
我没看过,我喜欢color TV和Tan Ah Beng,married。很好笑~
我第一次啊。。。。。。
哈哈哈~谢谢你的分享。。。好好笑的。。。
哈哈哈~
周末愉快哦 ^^
never heard before! it's funny! thanks for sharing. =)
不管有没有听过,一样很好笑。。。哈哈哈哈哈 XD
哈哈~喜欢最后一个的...
有够冷的..
哈哈~~
最后一个引我笑了!哈哈哈哈哈!
A BENG! 就是好笑了!哈哈~
谢谢分享哦~ ^^
蛮好笑的哦。。。周末愉快。。。
below 18很炸到咯!
colout tv&tan ah beng比较好笑~
啊哈哈,废到。。。
第四个那个看不懂==
Belated Happy Weekend to u...
我又来了..haha..
对了,
FORUM我会去..
很期待哦!呵呵..
好笑好笑~ XD
dont make until baby cry... LOL
沒聽過
真的很AH BENG
haha......thanks ya
呵呵, 下次我再分享更多的笑话吧!
i think it must be the word "ah beng", i can't laugh at all. :p
看过了还是觉得很好笑! XD
Levian:
Why? Maybe the name is very common? XD
阿香:
呵呵, 笑笑一下真的很好哦!
cause it reminds me of the characters in spore movies. i can't really find them funny.
Levian:
Haha, those are "Singlish" jokes, most of us learn from them too... :p
oh gosh, luckily no one around me speak like that. broken english is a big no-no, will transform into a bad habit!
Levian:
That's why, we need to use proper english in working or any formal occasion, or else we will have the bad habits then...
agreed, including informality as well. among friends, especially those who can't speak mandarin like we do. we can train ourselves to speak fluent english like they do. :D
Levian:
Luckily I got some Ipoh friends who cant speak mandarin (but cantonese), so I always speak with them in English... Hehe, improved more since then...
it is so much fun, isn't it! i feel so professional when i'm speaking fluent english. :p
Levian:
Hehe, yeah, I felt so when I conducted the presentation in KL last week... XD
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