2009年2月20日 星期五

笑话几篇, 周末愉快!!!

今天无所事事, 上网阅读了几篇笑话, 觉得还蛮有趣的呢!!!

想在这里跟大家一起分享, 希望大家看了过后会笑笑一下哦!!!

England has madcow,
Hong Kong has Macau,
Russia has Moscow,

S'pore has 2 famous cows-

"Cow-peh and cow-bo"



When your life is in darkness......

Pray to God and ask Him to free you from darkness..... and

If you are still in darkness... Please pay up your TNB bill!!!



When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,

You can be sure of one thing;

Either the car is new or the wife.



An angry china man entered a shop and shouted :

Where is my free gift with this cooking oil?

Shopkeeper : What free gift??

China man : Oi, here got put "Cholesterol FREE!"



If you need ADVICE, SMS ME,

If you need DARLING, CALL ME,

If you need HELP, E-MAIL ME,

IF YOU NEED MONEY, Nombor yang anda dail,

tiada dalam perkhidmatan kami, Terima Kasih.
(不懂你们遇过这情形吗? 呵呵...)


周末快来了呢, 愿大家有个美好的周末哦!!! 周末愉快!!!

63 則留言:

vincent 提到...

sosofafa

vincent 提到...

wakao LMAO XD

*~店长~* 提到...

我被最后那一篇笑话冷到一下!
哈哈哈....周末愉快哦! XD

HansonLi 提到...

啊哈哈哈
看了都在笑

choyyin forever 提到...

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
You can be sure of one thing;
Either the car is new or the wife.


funny........

蜜蜂王子 提到...

哈哈
蠻好笑的噢~~^^

凡人館長《志強 cHeeKeOng》 提到...

謝謝分享

MEi WaN 提到...

好好笑哦!

ೀ †ChueN ੴ 提到...

哈哈,
第一个特别好笑><
笑死我了><

嘉CacinG進 提到...

=.=
咋倒咯~哈哈哈哈

*有看过虫笑的咩?! XD

蕴如 提到...

什么是cow peh和cow bo?

ღ嘉欣ღ 提到...

好笑~

jast 提到...

周末愉快。^^

SIMMY 提到...

哈哈,有好笑到!

紫月樱 提到...

谢谢你的笑话噢~

爱上棉花糖的男孩 提到...

呵呵~~期待的周末,期待的休息,期待的开心~~哇哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

Feeling 提到...

haha! i never see any cow beh cow bu over here ler =)

Kuntong 提到...

hahaha..so funny..thx for sharing

Mei-Wah 提到...

wahaha... very funny indeed~ :D

Alice Chong 提到...

哈哈~~好好笑~

瑜珺 提到...

周末愉快;)
谢谢你email我的照片哦~

爱的主(璇)律 提到...

哈哈,好笑

:: yvonne :: 提到...

thx for sharing.. happy weekend...!!! ^^

LoOnG Er 龙儿 提到...

蛮好笑的...

Chris Chia 提到...

哈~~~~
好棒哦!

丁丁 提到...

walao~
好好笑啦
哈哈哈阿哈

毒蝎女 提到...

Cholesterol FRE E那篇... 哈哈哈~ XD

周末愉快~ ^^

七仔 CJ 提到...

蛮好笑的!
祝你周末愉快哦~

双子星 IX 提到...

呵呵,看了心情好好去~
那个开车门的讲的好噢!
肯定是wife is new XD

Kikey Loo 提到...

haha... good joke!!

晴天 提到...

偶尔看看这些笑话,心情的确比较不一样。。哈哈

greatsmile 提到...

不错不错,笑话很好笑~~~

泰迪妈咪@cherlyn 提到...

嘻嘻~

谢谢分享

- yEng - 提到...

哈哈哈哈哈~~蛮冷一下下的咯....=p

xin 提到...

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
You can be sure of one thing;
Either the car is new or the wife.

这个很幽默~

jasmine_pzj 提到...

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
You can be sure of one thing;
Either the car is new or the wife.


我最喜欢这个!!
好好笑~!

歪歪 提到...

我喜歡第三個~車子vs女人~哈哈

這點我在日常時候上的確聽聞過~

Vincent Cho 提到...

这几则笑话都很适合大马及新加坡的朋友看!呵呵!

That My Goal 提到...

哈哈
人就是很现实的

chewny 提到...

我全没听过呢。。。新鲜~

Aki 提到...

很好笑~我喜欢第一个的...

祝你有个美好的周末 :)

wenyileong 提到...

哈哈!!
很好笑~
周末愉快~

天使^^ 提到...

hahahaha...
炸到的感觉。。

奇迹创造者 Zyan 提到...

很冷啊~~
有没有寒衣借我?

bearlim 提到...

哈哈哈
第一个应该只有福建人才明白吧~

xD

周末快乐~

龍貓 提到...

太搞笑了

宿影 提到...

哈哈,挺幽默的~

Esther Goh 提到...

的确很好笑。^^

min~aris 提到...

炸到...
有些真得很无厘头~
哈哈~

三吉 提到...

你的笑话。。。真的让我们顿时开心了一下。。。。
让我暂时忘记烦恼。。。。

妮妮 ♫ 提到...

炸到下,
哈哈哈!
不过真的谢谢分享!XD

Akira 思胜 提到...

呵呵, 很开心能见到开心笑笑一下呢!!!
大家, 周末愉快哦!!!

levian 提到...

the last one is so true. XD many people are too realistic in life to be of help during difficult times.

Akira 思胜 提到...

Levian:
Haha, yeah, that joke is to represent how realistic the people are...

迷迭香 提到...

哈哈...应该放多几个啦 :P

levian 提到...

so true that it is cruel to realize as well. :)

Akira 思胜 提到...

阿香:
哈哈, 等下次啦...

Levian:
We used to joke with friend also, by saying :"The number you called is not in service, please try again later, thank you..."

levian 提到...

us too! but it never worked since our voices were recognizable. XD

Akira 思胜 提到...

Levian:
Yeah, and then my friend will say, "Since when you work in TM already? How is the pay?" XD

levian 提到...

ouch, got fired back instead. n worst, worked as a receptionist only. XD

Akira 思胜 提到...

Levian:
Too bad, haha, I dont want to work at there also, pay is low and we are chinese too... :p

levian 提到...

yup, in the end we will be the only one working if we are hired to work there. the others will just sit n drink tea. XD

Akira 思胜 提到...

Levian:
That is Malaysia, wulala, haha, I'm not proud of it anyway...