今天无所事事, 上网阅读了几篇笑话, 觉得还蛮有趣的呢!!!
想在这里跟大家一起分享, 希望大家看了过后会笑笑一下哦!!!
想在这里跟大家一起分享, 希望大家看了过后会笑笑一下哦!!!
England has madcow,Hong Kong has Macau,
Russia has Moscow,
S'pore has 2 famous cows-
"Cow-peh and cow-bo"
When your life is in darkness......
Pray to God and ask Him to free you from darkness..... and
If you are still in darkness... Please pay up your TNB bill!!!
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
You can be sure of one thing;
Either the car is new or the wife.
An angry china man entered a shop and shouted :
Where is my free gift with this cooking oil?
Shopkeeper : What free gift??
China man : Oi, here got put "Cholesterol FREE!"
If you need ADVICE, SMS ME,
If you need DARLING, CALL ME,
If you need HELP, E-MAIL ME,
IF YOU NEED MONEY, Nombor yang anda dail,
tiada dalam perkhidmatan kami, Terima Kasih.
(不懂你们遇过这情形吗? 呵呵...)
周末快来了呢, 愿大家有个美好的周末哦!!! 周末愉快!!!
Russia has Moscow,
S'pore has 2 famous cows-
"Cow-peh and cow-bo"
When your life is in darkness......
Pray to God and ask Him to free you from darkness..... and
If you are still in darkness... Please pay up your TNB bill!!!
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
You can be sure of one thing;
Either the car is new or the wife.
An angry china man entered a shop and shouted :
Where is my free gift with this cooking oil?
Shopkeeper : What free gift??
China man : Oi, here got put "Cholesterol FREE!"
If you need ADVICE, SMS ME,
If you need DARLING, CALL ME,
If you need HELP, E-MAIL ME,
IF YOU NEED MONEY, Nombor yang anda dail,
tiada dalam perkhidmatan kami, Terima Kasih.
(不懂你们遇过这情形吗? 呵呵...)
周末快来了呢, 愿大家有个美好的周末哦!!! 周末愉快!!!
sosofafa
回覆刪除wakao LMAO XD
回覆刪除我被最后那一篇笑话冷到一下!
回覆刪除哈哈哈....周末愉快哦! XD
啊哈哈哈
回覆刪除看了都在笑
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
回覆刪除You can be sure of one thing;
Either the car is new or the wife.
funny........
哈哈
回覆刪除蠻好笑的噢~~^^
謝謝分享
回覆刪除好好笑哦！
回覆刪除哈哈，
回覆刪除第一个特别好笑><
笑死我了><
=.=
回覆刪除咋倒咯～哈哈哈哈
*有看过虫笑的咩？！ XD
什么是cow peh和cow bo？
回覆刪除好笑~
回覆刪除周末愉快。^^
回覆刪除哈哈，有好笑到！
回覆刪除谢谢你的笑话噢～
回覆刪除呵呵~~期待的周末，期待的休息，期待的开心~~哇哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
回覆刪除haha! i never see any cow beh cow bu over here ler =)
回覆刪除hahaha..so funny..thx for sharing
回覆刪除wahaha... very funny indeed~ :D
回覆刪除哈哈～～好好笑～
回覆刪除周末愉快;)
回覆刪除谢谢你email我的照片哦~
哈哈，好笑
回覆刪除thx for sharing.. happy weekend...!!! ^^
回覆刪除蛮好笑的...
回覆刪除哈~~~~
回覆刪除好棒哦！
walao~
回覆刪除好好笑啦
哈哈哈阿哈
Cholesterol FRE E那篇... 哈哈哈~ XD
回覆刪除周末愉快~ ^^
蛮好笑的！
回覆刪除祝你周末愉快哦~
呵呵,看了心情好好去~
回覆刪除那个开车门的讲的好噢！
肯定是wife is new XD
haha... good joke!!
回覆刪除偶尔看看这些笑话，心情的确比较不一样。。哈哈
回覆刪除不错不错，笑话很好笑～～～
回覆刪除嘻嘻~
回覆刪除谢谢分享
哈哈哈哈哈～～蛮冷一下下的咯....=p
回覆刪除When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
回覆刪除You can be sure of one thing;
Either the car is new or the wife.
这个很幽默~
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
回覆刪除You can be sure of one thing;
Either the car is new or the wife.
我最喜欢这个！！
好好笑~！
我喜歡第三個～車子vs女人～哈哈
回覆刪除這點我在日常時候上的確聽聞過～
这几则笑话都很适合大马及新加坡的朋友看！呵呵！
回覆刪除哈哈
回覆刪除人就是很现实的
我全没听过呢。。。新鲜～
回覆刪除很好笑~我喜欢第一个的...
回覆刪除祝你有个美好的周末 :)
哈哈！！
回覆刪除很好笑~
周末愉快~
hahahaha...
回覆刪除炸到的感觉。。
很冷啊~~
回覆刪除有没有寒衣借我？
哈哈哈
回覆刪除第一个应该只有福建人才明白吧~
xD
周末快乐~
太搞笑了
回覆刪除哈
哈哈，挺幽默的～
回覆刪除的确很好笑。^^
回覆刪除炸到...
回覆刪除有些真得很无厘头~
哈哈~
你的笑话。。。真的让我们顿时开心了一下。。。。
回覆刪除让我暂时忘记烦恼。。。。
炸到下，
回覆刪除哈哈哈！
不过真的谢谢分享！XD
呵呵, 很开心能见到开心笑笑一下呢!!!
回覆刪除大家, 周末愉快哦!!!
the last one is so true. XD many people are too realistic in life to be of help during difficult times.
回覆刪除Levian:
回覆刪除Haha, yeah, that joke is to represent how realistic the people are...
哈哈...应该放多几个啦 :P
回覆刪除so true that it is cruel to realize as well. :)
回覆刪除阿香:
回覆刪除哈哈, 等下次啦...
Levian:
We used to joke with friend also, by saying :"The number you called is not in service, please try again later, thank you..."
us too! but it never worked since our voices were recognizable. XD
回覆刪除Levian:
回覆刪除Yeah, and then my friend will say, "Since when you work in TM already? How is the pay?" XD
ouch, got fired back instead. n worst, worked as a receptionist only. XD
回覆刪除Levian:
回覆刪除Too bad, haha, I dont want to work at there also, pay is low and we are chinese too... :p
yup, in the end we will be the only one working if we are hired to work there. the others will just sit n drink tea. XD
回覆刪除Levian:
回覆刪除That is Malaysia, wulala, haha, I'm not proud of it anyway...