Ah Beng的笑话

你们知道吗? 要弄到一位宝宝笑, 真的是一门知识哦!!! 今天我不要弄宝宝笑, 我想弄你们笑呢!!! 让我抛几道Ah Beng的笑话让大家轻松愉快一下吧!!!

1) Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?
Because below 18 not allowed.


2) Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it.
When he encountered some problems. He decide to use the 'Help' command after some tries. Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer retailer for support.
Ah Beng : "I press the 'F1' key ! for help lah, but it's been over half an hour and still nobody come and help me?!"


3) Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Ah Beng : "Do you have color TV ?"
Salesgirl : "Yes !"
Ah Beng : "Give me a green one, please..."


4) At a bar in New York , the man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender, JOHNNIE WALKER,
SINGLE" and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".
The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR ?"
Ah Beng replies : "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED ."


5) Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Ah Beng : "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Taipei AND LAS VEGAS ?"
Operator : "JUST A MINUTE..."
Ah Beng : "THANK YOU." and puts down the phone.


其实我想大家应该是有听过了吧? 呵呵, 我只是想分享让大家开心开心呢!!!

大家, 周末愉快哦!!!